02.45pm a UFO was sighted in the sky over Washington Dc. it quickly
Made its way too the white house. Moments later what appeared to be a wary strong laser
Blew a hole in the side of the white house. Then a pink beam of light
Seemed too teleport what looked like
A huge chested half naked woman inn to the white house




Int. office (a man is looking out the window wile man is sitting behind a desk)

John - Mr President a UFO just blew a hole in the white house!

- What do you think they want john?

John - i don’t know sir, but they must be stopped before they do more damage


-let me talk to them

John - secret service tell me they are waiting in the blue room sir

- Thank you john you’re a good man


(Mr President walks in to the blue room and see very beautiful half naked woman,
He immediately falls under her spell.)

Int. blue room

Woman - hey big boy i need something from you

- wh.. What?

Woman - banana baby, I need big banana

- Um.. Sure (start unzipping pants)

Woman - what are u doing?

- You say you want banana? I assume you mean my penis?

Woman - before we made contact we tried to learn about your species,
We used the information device you call internet, we witnessed many strange things
But we have not heard of this penis?


- This is a penis (pulls down boxers and show girl penis)

Woman - oh that is strange they din not call it that on your device

- I think you were looking for information on the wrong sites there lady

Woman - what do you mean?

- You see there is these sites where the girl... (Woman interrupts)

Woman - wait! You are keeping us from the bananas! Give them to us!

- I don’t have any bananas

Woman – ofcorse you do, you are the highest ranking on your planet DON’T LIE!
Give me the bananas NOW!

- ALRIGHT! Alright am sure we can come to an agreement here,
Now how many bananas do you need?

Woman - all your bananas ALL OF THEM

- Ok just wait here

Woman (nod)

(Mr President walks out of the blue room)

Int. office

(Mr President walks inn)

- John!

John - yes sir

- call the place where they distribute bananas from
(Wave arm).I don’t know what is called

John - why sir?

(Mr President walks fast back and forth and stops)
- Why? I tell you why... if we don’t give some bananas to that woman in there
She is going to kill us all DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT! DEAD! BOOM! As NO MORE! Ok?

John y... yes... sir

- What!?

John - Yes! SIR!

(Mr President walks back and forth with john in the background on the phone)

John - it’s done sir

-how much?

- We will have 2 tons of bananas here in a half hour sir

- Good work john (walks over to john and pats him on the shoulder)
Well I have to tell our guest the news.

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